Recently, I had an animated conversation with one of my patients.
She was a funny, middle-aged lady, overweight, or probably obese is the better
term. She told me he has been having back pains.
After examining her and discovered no real bone or nerve
problem, I told her the solution: lose weight.
“Ma’am, sorry don’t ask me how. I am an orthopedic surgeon,
not a weight management specialist. I can refer you to a colleague of mine who
specializes in that if you want. I just
know you have to lose weight. And you have to start exercising. Try walking at
least 30 minutes per day“ I said.
She looked at me as
if I was a creepy alien with pointed head. Obviously, my patient wasn’t really
the athletic type. So walking is already
considered a death-defying, dangerous, and extreme sport for her.
“What do you do everyday, Ma’am? Like, what’s your work?” I
asked.
“I am a manager, doing desk job 8 hours a day. No exercise at all.” She said. “Do you really
I think I can still lose weight?”
I said “Well, strange things can happen in this world. After
all, there have been sightings of UFO’s, monsters, Big Foot, etc.. Of course I am just joking. But I really suggest you start
exercising. Get out and walk. And then
maybe, you can start joining Marathons later.” I said with a smile.
“Marathons? I will
die if I join Marathons.”
I rolled my eyes
towards the ceiling.
“Speaking of Marathons, I really can’t understand why people
join them. What will they get out of
that? Only muscle pains all over!” she
said.
“Well, you can get a shirt if you finish the race.” I smiled
again.
“Shirt, what kind of shirt? The expensive, branded ones with
a crocodile with gingivitis, or the weird man riding a horse with a stick
pointing to the ground?”
“Haha. You make me laugh. Hay, naku. Just do any physical activity. Walk, bike, swim. Whatever. When you come
back to me, I want to see your waistline down to 32”. You can do it!”
“Thanks a lot, Doc. I
really appreciate your advice. I am just joking. I just feel depressed
sometimes. But promise, I will lose weight, and you won’t recognize me when I
follow up.” She said.
“Sounds good to me. I’d
love to see that. Goodluck!”
As she left my consultation table and approached the door, I
witnessed the “ruffles” on her waistline going up and down. “Geeesh, how can one really get rid of those
cellulite deposits,” I muttered to myself.
Perhaps, the answer will be in an esoteric code handed down by aliens in
Atlantis.
Take Home Message
Friends, a lot of the orthopedic problems that patients
encounter, are just because of being overweight. Not only back pains. Knee
pains, hip pains, ankle pains, etc are mostly due to increased loads on these
joints which bear the most weight in our bodies. We really have to live a healthy and active
lifestyle and maintain our ideal body weight.
This will not only prevent joint and bone problems, it can help your
heart, lungs, prevent or control diabetes, and improve overall well-being. You’ll feel better and more confident about
yourself, too, as you can look svelte in your jeans :)
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